While watching Futurama through Netflix streaming -
Bender: "Behold! The internet!"
Fry: "My God! It's full of-"
Netflix: "Your internet connection has slowed."
The next one I posted in the comments on another post a while back, but have to share it in a main post. :)
While watching Jurassic Park with Nancy on my shoulder -
Raptors: *enter, bobbing heads*
Nancy: *bobs head*
Raptors: *call to each other*
Nancy: *squawks repeatedly*
Raptors: *attack humans*
Nancy: *eyes me*
Me: "Don't even think about it, bird."